Killer Dragon

A long long time ago there was a dragon called Alven. He was in a ferocious mood because he was in a horrible and disgraceful town. When he saw his dad, he wanted to show off so he burnt all the town down. First he burnt down a hot dog stand. Everyone was running in circles. Once he had finished with the first dirty place he went to the next place. Two people were having a picnic with their new baby. They were throwing rubbish on the ground. The dragon got mad so he swooped down and ate the woman. The man ran away and hid behind a tree. Later on when it was dark the man stepped out of the tree and said,
“How dare you eat my girl friend you beast! I have to teach you a painful lesson you’ll never forget. Now you will be my slave. Spit out my girl friend.”
So the dragon spat her out.
“It’s like death acid in there.”
“I beg your pardon,” said the dragon.
“Good manners,” said the man.
The lady said, “As soon as I’m gone you put on weight. Look at you. You’re so fat.”
Then the man said, “You can eat that ungrateful little thing if you want.”
Next the dragon and the man went off to have lunch together but when they got a pie each, the dragon started hiccupping. First out came a hot dog stand. Second came out a baby pig and finally came out an old lady. After that they all laughed and lived happily ever after.