Thursday, July 2, 2009

Killer Dragon

A long long time ago there was a dragon called Alven. He was in a ferocious mood because he was in a horrible and disgraceful town. When he saw his dad, he wanted to show off so he burnt all the town down. First he burnt down a hot dog stand. Everyone was running in circles. Once he had finished with the first dirty place he went to the next place. Two people were having a picnic with their new baby. They were throwing rubbish on the ground. The dragon got mad so he swooped down and ate the woman. The man ran away and hid behind a tree. Later on when it was dark the man stepped out of the tree and said,
“How dare you eat my girl friend you beast! I have to teach you a painful lesson you’ll never forget. Now you will be my slave. Spit out my girl friend.”
So the dragon spat her out.
“It’s like death acid in there.”
“I beg your pardon,” said the dragon.
“Good manners,” said the man.
The lady said, “As soon as I’m gone you put on weight. Look at you. You’re so fat.”
Then the man said, “You can eat that ungrateful little thing if you want.”
Next the dragon and the man went off to have lunch together but when they got a pie each, the dragon started hiccupping. First out came a hot dog stand. Second came out a baby pig and finally came out an old lady. After that they all laughed and lived happily ever after.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

My Awesome Holiday

The best part of my holidays was when I went to Kaiteriteri with Kim and Daniel. We stayed there for two nights. We left on Friday and when we saw our cabin we jumped on the beds.When we first got there we played on a big flying fox. When it was my turn I slipped. I was holding on as hard as I could but when I got to the end I got up and jumped up and down. Daniel laughed me. After that we got an ice cream and went to the beach. We made eight sand castles. The second day I was there we played mini-golf. Kim came first Daniel came second and I came third by two shots. I hope I can go back in the next holidays.